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• 1 shahab // May 29, 2008 at 8:30 am

  farsi ham mishe goft? (in joko az zabane ye nafar shenidam ke khodesh tork bood :P)

  torke 5 sal poshte sare ham shabane rooz doa mikone ke ya emam reza.. kari kon man ghore keshie bank barande sham…

  bad az 5 sal emam reza miad be khabesh mige: akhe martike.. aval boro ye hesab baz kon bad bia hey be man ghor bezan

  hahahhahahahahaha hehehehehehehe

• 2 ashkan // May 29, 2008 at 11:43 am

  be ye torke migan agha shoma piano baladi bezanii??? mige: man naaa vali ye doooost daramm……oonam naaa
  come on its funny

• 3 Darya // May 29, 2008 at 1:47 pm

  inam joke:

  Ottomobile Eslami

  Jenab postchie gerami:
  Ba salam va eradat va ehteram, in shookhi taze az iran reside va daghe dagh ast!!!

  Iran khodro ba yari malezi nokhostin ottomobile eslami ro sakhte va varede bazar karde ast ba in moshakhasat:

  1) vaghti ke “start” mizanid, migooyad:
  BESMELLAHO RAHMANE RAHIM!!!

• 4 Darya // May 29, 2008 at 1:57 pm

  inam ye joke:

  OTTOMOBILE ESLAMI

  Jenab postchie gerami:

  Ba salam va eradat va ehteram, in shookhi taze az iran reside va daaghe daagh ast!

  Iran khodro ba yaari malezi nokhostin ottomobile eslami ro saakhte va vaarede bazar karde ast ba in moshakhasat:

  1)Vaghti ke “start” mizanid, migooyad:
  BESMELLAHO RAHMANE RAHIM!!!

  2) Motor ke roshan mishevad, salavat miferesad.

  3) Sorat ke az 80 km begzarad, ayatol korsi mikhoonad va foot mikonad.

  4) Agar doost dokhtaretoon ro savar konid, bi derang oo ra baratoon sighe mikonad.

  5) Az cheragh ghermez ke migzarad, migooyad: AZTAGHFOROLLAH! AZTAGHFOROLLAH!

  6) Agar tasadofe shadid konid migooyad: FATEHE!

• 5 ایرانتونین // May 29, 2008 at 5:38 pm

  ایرانیه میره امتحان سیتیزن شیپ کانادا را بده تا پاسپورت کانادایشو بگیره

  حسابی‌ سوال پیچش می‌کنن که بگو نخست وزیر کانادا کیه؟ جواب میده. کانادا چنتا استان داره؟ جواب میده نظام سیاسی‌ کانادا چطوری هست؟ جواب میده. خلاصه همه رو جواب میده، میبین نه بابا بلده
  به عنوان آخرین سوال ازش می‌پرسن با سه کلمه زیر جمله بساز
  Green Pink Yellow

  هموتن ایرانی‌ ما هم فکر میکنه و جواب میده
  When the phone is GREEN GREEN , i PINK it up and say YELLOW

• 6 ایرانتونین // May 29, 2008 at 5:39 pm

  راستی‌ یادم رفت بگم که ازش قبول کردن و پاسپورت کانادایش رو بهش دادن
  

• 7 ** // May 29, 2008 at 5:54 pm

  BABA LODAN JOONE TO KHODETE JOKE

• 8 rozza,germany // May 30, 2008 at 4:13 am

  Ladan jun,khieli bamaze va naz hasti, va kheili ba alaghe kar mikoni.merci

• 9 Maryam from Norway // May 30, 2008 at 5:29 pm

  Yeki mige: “man hafeze kolle ghoranam”, Torke mige: “Az in ghoran kuchika ya bozorga mohahahaha

  yeki bood,yeki nabood.vaghti in yeki bood oon yeki nabood.vaghti oon yeki bood in yeki nabood.mohem nist ki bood ki nabood vali heyf ke hichvaght in yeki ba oon yeki nabood hihi

  In jok nist, ama be nazaram yezare jabele, Ladan jan! bekhoonesh please
  miduni manie har keshvari chie? >>I.T.A.L.Y. = I Trust And Love You– H.O.L.L.A.N.D. = Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies– C.H.I.N.A. = Come Here.. I Need Affection –F.R.A.N.C.E. = Friendships Remain And Never Can End– I.R.A.N.=Inja Ride Ahamadi Nejad!!!
  sorry ke ye zare akharesh bitarbiatiye

• 10 Cna // May 31, 2008 at 10:00 am

  torke o rashtie ba ham miran jahanam,torke mige man az sarma mordam to chera mordi?rastie mige az tajob.torke mige e chera,mige akhe raftam khoone didam khanoomam khabe hame jaro gashtam,too otagh,too komod,zire takht,hichki nabood taajob kardam sekte kardam mordam.torke mige khak bar sar age too freezero mididi na man mimordam na to.:))

• 11 foofoo // May 31, 2008 at 3:30 pm

  be pirezane migan mikhai shoharet bedim ya befrestimet makke ? mige nane makke ke farar nemikone

• 12 Darya // May 31, 2008 at 5:32 pm

  maryam in joke akhariye ro manam mishnasam bamazast

  inam ye joke dige:

  Mardha doost daran zane ayandashoon:
  mesle asb najib, mesle sag bavafa, mesle tavoos ziba, mesle gorbe malus, mesle goosfand moti bashe.
  Aghlab be arezooshoon miresan. zani migiran ke:
  mesle asb joftak mindaze, mesle sag pache migire, mesle tavoos az damaghe fil oftade mesle gorbe chang mizane va mesle goosfand nafahme!!!

• 13 Darya // May 31, 2008 at 5:34 pm

  inam yeki dige be engelisi:

  If a man open the car`s door for his wife

  1) -the car is new
  2) -the wife is new
  3) - she is not his wife
  4) -the man is a GAGOOL.

• 14 Maryam from Norway // Jun 1, 2008 at 4:55 am

  Are, kheyli bahale vaghti khodam khoondamesh koli khandidam

• 15 Mona // Jun 2, 2008 at 11:22 am

  Ye ghazvini va esfahani shab mast kardan, gereftan bordaneshoon kalantari,
  police az ghazviniye porsid ki hasti? ghazviniye goft padeshahe Ghazvin.
  Police goft in khayli maste, zendanesh konid.

  Az esfahniye porsid to ki hasti? esfahaniye goft padeshahe Esfahan.
  Police goft inam khayli maste, zendanesh khonid.

  Farda sobh dobare hardoshoono avordan va police dobare az ghazviniye: ki hasti?
  dobare goft padeshah Ghazvin. Az esfahaniye porsid to ki hasti?
  goft: “Vala ta dishab padeshah Esfahan vali az dishab ta hala Malake Ghazvin.”

• 16 nima // Jun 3, 2008 at 3:04 pm

  be torke megan chera gavasa az posht meparan to ab mege khob age az jelo beparan meyoftan to gayeg……………………..bahal bod

• 17 Maryam from Norway // Jun 4, 2008 at 4:23 pm

  Ladan jan, az jok ha khoshet oomad?

• 18 Mari // Jun 4, 2008 at 7:05 pm

  ye ranande taxie tork bude……..
  ye zane saware taxi mishe mige: vay khoda , cheghade roon o sineh gerun shode …..
  ranande taxie mige : are walla, laapaa ham gerun shode …..
  zane mige : yani chi martikeye bi-hamechiz e bi-janbe
  ranande taxie mige: khanom jan narahat nasho , manzurama lapa, nokhod, lobiya, adas o ina bud .

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